pizza:

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via kahtnis)

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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(via kahtnis)

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via kahtnis)

s-altywater:

paintmeperfectt:

coffee-tears-teenageyears:

lanaisqueen:

sexnoise:

me

Literally me

me

Right now in class.

Always

s-altywater:

paintmeperfectt:

coffee-tears-teenageyears:

lanaisqueen:

sexnoise:

me

Literally me

me

Right now in class.

Always

(Source: w-a-r-l-o-c-k, via onthecuttingedge)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via fairylightsinsummer)

adubberdirectioner:

¿Alguien más que lo ame?

adubberdirectioner:

¿Alguien más que lo ame?

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via hawthonre)

unf

(Source: reginageorges, via ohitscastiel)

sexcit1ng:

wtfhi:

I HAD TO OMFG

omFG GOING IN MY FAVES

sexcit1ng:

wtfhi:

I HAD TO OMFG

omFG GOING IN MY FAVES

(via i-maqine)

lovegoods:

“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”

lovegoods:

“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”

(via prongsandhisflower)

(Source: tastydashboard, via parydise)